TICAP, The Hague, March 15th 2010

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Environmental Genital Smoke - Pubic Enemy No 1 - Public Louse

A reduction in pubic smoking has apparently reaped benefits for those less inclined to ignite their groins.  Stanton Glantz, our nemesis, has published fascinating data indicating that the decline in pelvic grinding reduces the risk of heart disease.  It has long been suspected that the dangers of environmental pubic friction were sinister enough to warrant a ban on pubic smoking. Hopefully this ground breaking study will soon bring to an end that only too common and distressing sight of the sufferer pouring their lager down their trousers to quench the pain from their flaming sexual organs.

To read this seminal work follow the link below:

http://circ.ahajournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/CIRCULATIONAHA.109.870691v1

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