This takes the biscuit! Read and weep!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=507651&in_page_id=1770
I saw the coastguard, Paul Waugh (age-whatever) interviewed on ITN news. What a lovely guy and what prats are the Maritime and Coastguards Agency. Anyway, he's resigned, and won't be restrained by Health & Safety anymore. Keep on rescuing Paul, we love you!
Filling a gap
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