Friday, March 16, 2007

More Rubbish

The government says household waste lying on the streets for a fortnight does not pose a health risk. The RATS laughed, played and munched but refused to comment. There is apparently no cost saving agenda and council tax will increase. No doubt to off set the improvement in rodent health. Rats will require less healthcare and waiting lists will decrease even further. Plans for a rats to be offered quit smoking assistance have been greatly exagerated.

Fairly definite evidence, I say, that the government hasn't quite got its facts straight again and believe we are stupid.